microsoft is kewl!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS, W&M COMPOSITION 401!

this is what it did to billy idol:

and the beatles:

maybe next microsoft can come up with a program that writes books!

ironyyyyyyyyy

korea has delivery mcdonalds
and no one in this country is fat.

i have a real true valentine for the first time.
in korea, valentine’s day is the day women buy men chocolate and show them they love them.

i’m writing my first ever real-life love song and the lyrics are so incredibly bad that it makes me wonder why i can only write good lyrics about sad things.
my sole intended audience member can’t understand sung english anyway.

ohhhhhh korea